Hey, if he hadn't wanted a chew toy he shouldn't have chewed on that damn lake monster. Besides, it was a dentabone, whitened as he chewed!

"Gee, I'm fucking up here trying not to get frog blood all over your stored things and you think I'm complimenting you?" Okay, yes, as far as things Dera appreciated he was but still. Oh, hey, that ominous crunching noise? That was the bird get uncomfortable above, finally! "Sword." He could catch, right?